Before you send me a message about anything that offends you, please read this: I will no longer be giving anonymous messages/questions the time of day because it is very cowardly to hide behind it. From now on, any message I receive from anonymous will be deleted without reading, so if you are too afraid to let me see who you are, do not waste your time, whatever you have to say will fall on deaf ears (or eyes). About me: I am a British film maker, I write and I direct, I am in University and I have a very low opinion of myself but I just carry on because we only get one life and it’s too fucking short to quit. In the words of Hank Moody (Californication): “I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister”. My main love is film, obviously, but I love all art forms, including literature and music, as long as it was made for the love of the art and not for money, I love animals, I love both natural and human history, I love anthropology, I love philosophy, I love Formula 1, I love to regularly binge drink, I love the small handful of friends I have, and I love science, logic and reason. I am an Atheist who doesn’t just disbelieve in any of the tens of thousands of Gods invented by man over the years, but I also do not believe in the afterlife (heaven and hell, ghosts or reincarnation, etc), fairies, psychics, horoscopes, Santa Claus, auras, alternative medicine/healing, or any other bullshit I occasionally rant about. But I will always stand up for an individual’s right to believe whatever they want, as long as their beliefs don’t negatively impact anyone elses lives. But in the words of George Gershwin, “The things that you’re liable to read in the Bible / It ain’t necessarily so” I am a single, straight man who rarely has any luck with the ladies and that depresses me sometimes. I firmly stand up for animal rights, gay rights, women’s rights, and I firmly stand against prejudice and discrimination of gender, sexuality, colour, nationality, religion or disability, as well as the poaching and/or torture of animals. Can’t you people just put aside your bullshit, intolerant, ignorant views, educate yourselves and stop being such cunts? The main thing you have to understand about this blog is that, every worded post I make, comes totally from myself, and from the heart, I often don’t mean to offend, but sometimes I have to, just to get my point across, but I never go out to offend those who are, themselves, not offensive. I stand up for fair rights and liberties, and if I feel someone or something is taking those away from people, I will make a point. The only reason I want to be famous is so I can try to get people to listen to me and help them learn the true path to true human happiness and equality, and that path is simple; don’t be a cunt. But don’t consider me a dirty hippie twat, as much as I care for people’s rights as a whole, I generally don’t care for the individuals themselves (which is probably why I only have a handful of friends), I don’t give a shit about people living in harmony together, I just want polite tolerance. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-30394904-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @capnseany)http://capnseany.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KaOC9danxNo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsfullofstars.tumblr.com/post/50294599707/a-revised-version-of-david-bowies-space-oddity">itsfullofstars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>A revised version of David Bowie’s Space Oddity, recorded by Commander Chris Hadfield on board the International Space Station.</span></p> </blockquote>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50302773293http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50302773293Mon, 13 May 2013 01:28:34 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49d28928fd5429dfb95e34cd41923bb0/tumblr_mmldj8swZS1qh59n0o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8f6da9c1d10266e2b208c9ec8162979/tumblr_mmldj8swZS1qh59n0o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a5470c7d4ebfdd1756a10ebf3031f00/tumblr_mmldj8swZS1qh59n0o10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a426ba1890c29df9fbb5ebde4992b92/tumblr_mmldj8swZS1qh59n0o9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df44308c0a1c5139148f452cdc998ecf/tumblr_mmldj8swZS1qh59n0o7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6fd6a8dc0fd58a141f8f73d21bc3cae6/tumblr_mmldj8swZS1qh59n0o8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80a5057b1593b043f2d3695c4f437122/tumblr_mmldj8swZS1qh59n0o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d1ca0a0ef241d0b6ff25c3c6d6ffc8c/tumblr_mmldj8swZS1qh59n0o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31a096945d39a56f4911dc83ce6bb666/tumblr_mmldj8swZS1qh59n0o3_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d70fde812138c33f23512176ecd15858/tumblr_mmldj8swZS1qh59n0o4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fyspringfield.tumblr.com/post/50098147295/simpsons-comic-book-homage-covers">fyspringfield</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Simpsons comic book homage covers. </p> </blockquote> <p>Holy shit. I had all of these Simpsons comics as a kid</p>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50159509158http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50159509158Sat, 11 May 2013 12:55:22 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5dbc5eb30db9988a92f32f97c5f0efb1/tumblr_mmjqrwKl8Y1rovfcgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2924e68217a8d0ad408b9291bdbc872/tumblr_mmjqrwKl8Y1rovfcgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d258b810e1e4ae08d3723c49ab5b93ed/tumblr_mmjqrwKl8Y1rovfcgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49690a496bdab0e990e8664928ae3669/tumblr_mmjqrwKl8Y1rovfcgo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb55fb4ba28a82ae23a9a08a484b1af8/tumblr_mmjqrwKl8Y1rovfcgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cinephilearchive.tumblr.com/post/50030633070">cinephilearchive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>A couple years ago I was lucky enough to acquire the <strong>Steenbeck that once belonged to Orson Welles and his editor Gary Graver</strong>. It had languished in a dark, dusty storage unit deep in the San Fernando Valley. It is fully functional and carries the cinematic history of very special hands working magic upon it. I decided to give it a proper home so other filmmakers could at least see the behemoth of analog editing in person. I asked <a href="https://twitter.com/banditojacob">Jacob Rosenberg</a> at <a href="http://www.banditobrothers.com/">Bandito Brothers</a> if they would be interested in displaying it at their offices in Culver City. He graciously agreed that a historic relic of its stature should at least see the light of day and allowed me to position it in their post production offices. It carries with it an aura of days gone by and everyone that passes by it wants to know its history. Few if any films are cut on Steenbecks anymore…but if the need arises…this legendary six-reel beauty sits at the ready. —<a href="http://vashivisuals.com/orson-welles-steenbeck/"><em>Vashi Nedomansky</em></a></p> </blockquote> <p><iframe frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5GdYMEvbje8?feature=player_embedded" width="640"></iframe></p> <p><a href="http://archive.org/details/FilmingOtheloByOrsonWelles">FILMING OTHELO by Orson Welles</a></p> </blockquote> <p>The genius this beauty has worked with… I’m salivating</p>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50045523146http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50045523146Fri, 10 May 2013 00:13:36 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9afee54662ebf7ccae2bb8b1b729056c/tumblr_mmj3f9bYEi1qcga5ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://totalfilm.tumblr.com/post/50013512806/alan-partridge-alpha-papa-teaser-poster-revealed" class="tumblr_blog">totalfilm</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1><strong><a href="http://www.totalfilm.com/news/alan-partridge-alpha-papa-teaser-poster-revealed"> Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa teaser poster revealed</a></strong></h1> <p>Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa <a href="http://www.totalfilm.com/news/alan-partridge-alpha-papa-teaser-poster-revealed">has dropped a timely reminder of its impending release by revealing a new teaser poster…</a></p></blockquote>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50016498942http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50016498942Thu, 09 May 2013 16:36:08 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fb24e1789533a7a2997e3c6ccce1d2c/tumblr_mmhcp9yfFJ1qe3p9bo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7735ca62aee85ef2f7f31f00c810c7e6/tumblr_mmhcp9yfFJ1qe3p9bo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ed7057d73a14395d4660fc8496cc87b/tumblr_mmhcp9yfFJ1qe3p9bo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tacgnol.tumblr.com/post/49939129820/paralysedbeaver-shaun-of-the-dead-2003-hot">tacgnol</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paralysedbeaver.tumblr.com/post/49930101231/shaun-of-the-dead-2003-hot-fuzz-2007-the">paralysedbeaver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Shaun of the Dead (2003), Hot Fuzz (2007), The World’s End (2013) [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz_dPVrciwM">x</a>,<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuEG_PSb_Ts">x</a>,<a href="http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/exclusive-the-world-s-end-trailer/2t5faj5e">x</a>]</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m so happy someone already made this photoset</p> </blockquote>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50016437838http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50016437838Thu, 09 May 2013 16:34:49 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/941024d361927eefab0bbaf3ab3a4d1f/tumblr_mir5t6liL61s5k0eto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Oscar-Winning <strong><em>Django Unchained</em></strong>, by Quentin Tarantino.</p> </blockquote>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50007223150http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/50007223150Thu, 09 May 2013 12:53:47 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/461320f01b22cb76657435e20c896e0b/tumblr_mm6ifcVDl81s14aeuo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/49523006419http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/49523006419Fri, 03 May 2013 18:39:01 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/358e79a394bb390696b7506810d0e68c/tumblr_mkn23s2cd31ru1lyao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/49346209642http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/49346209642Wed, 01 May 2013 08:59:10 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c09b71432ef0bb5e745c841c1e6c3851/tumblr_mlqanoxd6P1r858p5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.theoverlookhotel.com/post/48722505047/the-iconic-carpeting-of-the-shining-and-twin-peaks">the-overlook-hotel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The iconic carpeting of <em>The Shining</em> and <em>Twin Peaks</em> collide.</p> <p>Artist: <a href="http://jaredlyon.com">Jared Lyon</a></p> <p><em>(Image courtesy <a href="http://welcometotwinpeaks.com">Welcome to Twin Peaks</a>)</em></p> </blockquote> <p>haha this is really well done</p>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/49105815854http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/49105815854Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:40:46 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d832b1bb8b75d475e159765e78e2853/tumblr_mldbmePQzV1qknfz7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5ecdad6821f3d6ec18905acfa311352/tumblr_mldbmePQzV1qknfz7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b20e1b668ab555405b100dabe1f2064/tumblr_mldbmePQzV1qknfz7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hyliantimelady.tumblr.com/post/48279342635/so-much-this">hyliantimelady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So much this</p> </blockquote>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/48522897198http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/48522897198Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:51:44 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://henryhargreaves.com/post/19869886786/no-seconds">henry-hargreaves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="slideshow" height="366" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7237/7012042809_becc890299_z.jpg" width="640"/><img alt="slideshow" height="366" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7232/7012041809_f51d2cba4a_z.jpg" width="640"/><img alt="slideshow" height="366" src="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6220/6865928210_68c853eef9_z.jpg" width="640"/><img alt="slideshow" height="366" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7086/7012041391_95a1a6a178_z.jpg" width="640"/><img alt="slideshow" height="366" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7256/6865927050_cdae55a5e6_z.jpg" width="640"/><img alt="slideshow" height="366" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7041/7012040319_0300885c33_z.jpg" width="640"/><img alt="slideshow" height="366" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7237/7012040779_0498429597_z.jpg" width="640"/><img alt="slideshow" height="366" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7045/6865928456_f03ef348f9_z.jpg" width="640"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I love how strangely fascinating this is.</p>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/48432065778http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/48432065778Sat, 20 Apr 2013 13:21:07 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eatsleepcrap.tumblr.com/post/39764766735/its-official-british-problems-is-my-favourite">eatsleepcrap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s official, British Problems is my favourite thing off reddit</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78a43416a252130acf833409563d5e15/tumblr_inline_mg63en1EJu1rpt5uh.jpg" width="500"/></p> <p>JUST</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78af57f428e00f6609dd6e183aa54fa8/tumblr_inline_mg63et9z2V1rpt5uh.jpg"/></p> <p>LOOK</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/175176d5830a5030f31154008ab876fc/tumblr_inline_mg63f1wWCe1rpt5uh.jpg"/></p> <p>AT</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5ed0f576339aa53b82e5c0000fe0cd00/tumblr_inline_mg63f6zOFP1rpt5uh.jpg"/></p> <p>ALL</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9add037ed57f9f96fa837c041db4469a/tumblr_inline_mg63fcWAmK1rpt5uh.jpg" width="500"/></p> <p>THE</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/62c25cd954a742a81d86fb180612264c/tumblr_inline_mg63fpyx2I1rpt5uh.jpg"/></p> <p>POLITE</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/69c76182bad3e06a369e326473ee1764/tumblr_inline_mg63gp9SIz1rpt5uh.jpg"/></p> <p>BRITISH</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/990783c6046ee19e6edc7191aade7f07/tumblr_inline_mg63h3U2X21rpt5uh.jpg"/></p> <p>AWKWARDNESS</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a9d4addaa1378170d908ccffe4acf08b/tumblr_inline_mg63g5Xnd81rpt5uh.jpg" width="500"/></p> <p>AHHH!</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2681322fa89a8efe812a38e1dd15b367/tumblr_inline_mg63jlCA801rpt5uh.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/48291268441http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/48291268441Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:34:38 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/450235df68a024305d82f123d3842521/tumblr_mkecy2yIwm1qisxvio1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahdirectors.tumblr.com/post/48239586699/orson-welles-on-the-set-of-citizen-kane-1941" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahdirectors</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Orson Welles on the set of <em>Citizen Kane</em> (1941)</p></blockquote>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/48268519619http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/48268519619Thu, 18 Apr 2013 10:39:29 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/601c0967f411b25008c39cd19d6f5fbb/tumblr_mkznopS1oU1qbmgeto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5418a50e290e5ef8df4c9e3edb8ab772/tumblr_mkznopS1oU1qbmgeto4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55f01327386b7739036fd87f843c10ba/tumblr_mkznopS1oU1qbmgeto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71764c17bfdc56200333c1298ee14d44/tumblr_mkznopS1oU1qbmgeto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fer1972.tumblr.com/post/47535855554/know-were-you-stand-modern-day-locations-blended">fer1972</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>Know were you stand: Modern Day Locations blended with Major Historical Events by</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span> </span></span><span><a href="http://sethtaras.wordpress.com/"><span>Seth Taras</span></a></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-converted-space"><span>1. </span></span><span>The Hindenberg Disaster of May 6, 1937 </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>2. Allied soldiers rushing the beach at Normandy in June 1944</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>3. The Fall of the Berlin wall in 1989</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span>4. Adolf Hitler touring Paris and standing in front of the Eiffel Tower in 1940</span></p> </div> </blockquote>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/48032813800http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/48032813800Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:35:42 +0100<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QLuJOc-3CVA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Post Zero - Stylised Nightmares Music Video.</p> <p><br/>Produced by Georgi Richards, Amber Smith and myself (Sean Bastow).</p>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47993039035http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47993039035Sun, 14 Apr 2013 23:45:00 +0100post zerostylised nightmaresmusic videomusic<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F87821927&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>An old style comedy sci-fi radio drama I did.</p>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47947122230http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47947122230Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:25:00 +0100science fictionradio dramacomedy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1748f0e58a4181b178c19e74a8534c6e/tumblr_ml7f3hP1O01qkmf2qo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47878924522http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47878924522Sat, 13 Apr 2013 18:48:05 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/036f493a53cdf444f209e365c5d6d05c/tumblr_ml7ee6uSh31qbctpco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8816e07f0cfbca90e9f0c79534a4fca9/tumblr_ml7ee6uSh31qbctpco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7bddcff6147c43adedf1229cde30bf57/tumblr_ml7ee6uSh31qbctpco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eedba4ae2d00867da9424cef56cabe76/tumblr_ml7ee6uSh31qbctpco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andy2626.tumblr.com/post/47878572409/i-dont-know-what-to-do-with-myself-now-spartacus">andy2626</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t know what to do with myself now Spartacus has finished </p> </blockquote> <p>It was soo fucking good!!!</p>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47878910072http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47878910072Sat, 13 Apr 2013 18:47:53 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de7177e5da8c3d8a18ce4f1a3dddd93d/tumblr_ml01wuZgoT1qkvbwso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/47550774874/source">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_does_it_take_a_star's_light_to_reach_earth&altQ=How_long_dose_a_stars_light_take_to_reach_earth">Source</a></p> </blockquote> <p>*For 2013 only.</p> <p>It’s constantly changing through time. For example, the light from the star we see tonight was emitted in 1583, but this time next year it will have been emitted in 1584.</p> <p>The did-you-know posts piss me off because they’re usually either wrong or don’t give the right information needed to make the “facts” worth knowing.</p>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47619728204http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47619728204Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:00:32 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/265ef876d355947b4ff372899303cedd/tumblr_mg688478ie1rp75pno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>As an old guy in the gym changing rooms (long story, don’t ask) once told Andy and I, “You can have a bad shag, but you can never have a bad wank”.</p> <p>So yes, yes it is.</p>http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47608805363http://capnseany.tumblr.com/post/47608805363Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:37:13 +0100